1. "Psuedo-Dash" theme by victoria.
  1. snowbert:

whatcha lookin at bert

    snowbert:

    whatcha lookin at bert

  2. coelasquid:

    If you go up to a producer and pitch them a script for a movie about a heterosexual upper middle class white man who feels ground down by society and decides to go around murdering inferior sheeple who get in his way to rebel against The System, I wonder if they just say “wow yeah, there totally aren’t enough of those movies yet” and give you a gift basket full of money.

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    missespeon:

    auwa:

    fiztheancient:

    fireskink:

    jacketlizard:

    jetgreguar:

    grandmasterflash:

    tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

    YOU’LL CALL NOW

    oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

    I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

    OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

    I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

    i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

    i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

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    laughterkey:

    zoomwitch:

    number-one-mollusc-fan:

    snerky:

    incredible

    holy shit

    look at this

    I don’t even know where to begin.

  5. songbirdsofthesea:

    slimmeroo:

    holy shit

    I read somewhere that sirens/mermaids sang songs that they heard from sailors on passing ships. I imagine this is what a modern siren would sound like singing this song.

  6. coelasquid:

    I cannot believe there is fairy-floss flavoured tea. What. I’m simultaneously repelled by this blatant mockery of tea and jealous that I haven’t tried it yet.

    David’s Tea has awesome weird flavours and they’re great, I love the toasted Marshmallow one they put out in the winter steeped in milk in a saucepan, like how you make chai. It’s this sweet, woody hazelnut vanilla tea and it’s soooo gooood.

    Oh my god.

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